why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

roses are red violets are indigo

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do black people eat? Food.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

think twice or at least think

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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