what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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XD Jackass.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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