Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Anti Joke

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