What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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