What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

nickel back

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

derp

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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