I regret everything.....

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

I am very humble.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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