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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

._____________________. Whale!

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Adam Chebali has no life

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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