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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A chicken walks into a barn.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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