- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

Not a joke.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Your mother is so fat.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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