- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

chirs

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

taking out the trash... at night

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What's a joke? Funny

Chuck Norris Dies.

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