- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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