To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Logan's gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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