- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What do u call a cripple Biv

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Dick Cheney That's the joke

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