why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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