- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Your Mother

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did? Yes

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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