So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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