Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

._____________________. Whale!

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Adam Chebali has no life

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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