- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

A cat playing laser tag.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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