Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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