Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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