you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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