- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

i said wut wut in the butt!

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