Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Swag.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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hi hi strager danger

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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