why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Women's rights.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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nick toth

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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