If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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