Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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why are balck people black because they are

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