- Anti Joke

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM