What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Bark I'm a tree

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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have safe sex

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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