- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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