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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

John Stamos.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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