You're a frog

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Hail Heetluh

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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