- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

hey, my names mark.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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