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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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