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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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