How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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