A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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How you know when dislextic

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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