Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

women's rights, lol

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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