- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Knock knock knock OCD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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