- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What does water smell like? water.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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