- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

a blond girl walks into a bar

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

there once was a black man who played basketball

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

tommy is retared

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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