- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

I work at jcpenny

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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