A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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darude- sandstorm

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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