- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

* anti-punchline

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Queens Park rangers

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

69

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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