I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

L's I's that took Viagra.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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