- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Asians.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Where's the soap?

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Thats what she said

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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