- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Women

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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