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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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