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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Knock knock knock OCD

My name is Jeff

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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