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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What's big and long? My dick.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Robin, get in the car!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

go F*** yourself

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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