Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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